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fuck my ass

1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole
"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."
by ahnaanemiss September 30, 2012
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fuck me running

Well, fuck me running, he won the lottery.
by Brennus December 28, 2006
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The Fuck You Want

1. What to say when someone that you have not communicated with in a long time contacts you randomly.

2. What to say to that person that you had it out with and they contact you like nothing ever happened.
Michelle: Hey Amanda, Whats up girl? Wanna hang tonight?

Amanda: The fuck you want??
by Cricket9696 April 13, 2016
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Fuck Fortnite Februrary

The month you can't play the popular game fortnite. It's a parody of months such as NNN and DDD
Yo bro ready getting some dubs?

Nah fam it's fuck fortnite februrary.
by Tilted Towers destroyer420 November 17, 2018
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Who's fucking this puppy

"whos fucking this puppy me or you"
Who's fucking this puppy
by jahonfroy October 2, 2018
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hon ta fuck

Irish Slang for Go on! or Come on!
Watching a hurling match Tony wants his team to win,,,,,

Tony: Hon ta fuck will ya!
by Deditoro June 14, 2011
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jimi fucking hendrix

by M6D! August 16, 2006
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