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fuck off tom

when your friend, Tomarse Roads, is being an annoying cunt
by TwitchingBoss July 22, 2016
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Fuck your Sunglasses

A catchphrase that alludes to the infamous “To my ex” or “hot dog husband” video that can be found on YouTube.
Definition #1
TL;DR
This phrase can be used casually to reject someone’s attempts to take control of a situation, or to reject someone’s actions/existence in general.

Sunglasses are used to control the amount of sunlight one’s eyes perceive, worn to seem mysterious or intimidating, or as a choice of fashion. All of these have assertive intentions, therefore, the phrase “fuck your sunglasses” is reject someone’s attempt to utilize metaphorical “sunglasses.”

Definition #2
Rejecting someone else’s perspective, as in the metaphorical sunglasses one perceives something.
Example of #1
A: We should go out tonight.

B: We? No, I do not want to do that.
A: Come on, you never do anything fun with me. Let’s go out and have a good time.

B: Fuck you, and fuck your sunglasses. I do not want to spend time with you.

Definition #2
A: I think roller coasters are fun
B: I don’t, fuck your sunglasses.
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Shit fucking slaps

When something is so good, that good isn't a good enough word.
This shit fucking slaps.
Have you heard her new song? Shit fucking slaps.
by _ashiix August 14, 2020
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total fucking idiot

When someone is so stupid it's unreal. When they're that much of an IDIOT that it makes your blood boil.
"I don't understand how this argument started?"
"You're a total fucking idiot"
by angry gf March 24, 2012
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Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011
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jubi-fucking-late

A modern and offensive twist on the word 'jubilate'.

Used in situations of overwhelming joy, in which swearing is essential to convey the extent of the emotion.
"Just got my test results back and I don't have AIDS! JUBI-FUCKING-LATE!"
by jubilation1234 October 9, 2011
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