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Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
by big_hungoids January 25, 2022
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Patrick

I need to go you use the Patrick
by Emu45 June 15, 2020
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Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.
Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.
by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023
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Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches
All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)
by Jake wilford November 11, 2019
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Patrick

Looks like an angry bird and is obsessed with a girl for years. He doesn't sleep because he runs on just caffeine and the attention of girls. Girls don't love him and only see him as the gay best friend. He can be funny though normally is a woman
Oh no Patrick's coming
by Touchmeup February 24, 2023
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Patrick

The Sexiest person you'll ever meet
Man: Is Patrick sexy?
Woman: Yes.
by TacoCat17 January 10, 2022
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Dopey Patrick

someone that texts like a dopey patrick no offense to anyone called patrick but its a reference to spongebob squarepants' homie patrick specifically whose dopey and unironically texts 3 words at most. they also tend to capitalise U and lowercase i for whatever reason
"Wys" "Yo" "Sn" - Dopey Patrick
by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023
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