Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

The Unicorn

In the act of intercourse, when a man will cum along the eyebrows of his woman connecting them. Like mustard on a hotdog

“Yo Josh, after the party last night I gave Jessica “The Unicorn.”

by MoreThan46 April 28, 2025

asian unicorn

Asian girl with a nice butt

Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 8, 2021

dank unicorn

Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns

You are a dank unicorn.

by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

unicorn

A homosexual male who has never had sexual relations with a female.

I wasn't always a fag, back in the day, I had fun with the ladies, but Mario is a unicorn.

by monctonblaine November 18, 2007

Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023