A clothing brand made by Ethan and Hila Klein (H3H3). It has bright colors and mostly simps wear it and think it’ll make them edgy and get them pussy but they just look dumb.
Person 1: “dude he has Teddy Fresh on”
Person 2: “what’s a simp he really thinks he looks cool in that”
Person 3: “omg he looks like a queer”
Person 2: “what’s a simp he really thinks he looks cool in that”
Person 3: “omg he looks like a queer”
by BigDictBoi December 27, 2019
Get the Teddy fresh mug.A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.
by Calypso_freestyle March 27, 2009
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mythological creatures that inhabited hallways of jr high schools in the early part of the 20th century, inflicting pain and suffering on unsuspecting young females
by hans solo May 26, 2003
Get the tiddytwister mug.When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.
Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.
by hakunamachado January 16, 2011
Get the toddler crotch mug.Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.
by craig_sucks July 3, 2014
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