Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school

"Hell and meramec valley middle school are very similar"

by Nick-Jesus May 9, 2018

Blue Valley North High School

A large, dusty field n the middle of a bunch of houses that look exactly the same

“See those kids playing football in that open field over there? That’s blue valley north high school”

by Joey Sturgeon March 9, 2019

Hidden valley ranch

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021

Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.

“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”

by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022

brothers of the valley

a small crew from Sun Valley and North Hollywood other wise known as BOV

did you see those guys over there that’s BOV or brothers of the valley

by valleyknower November 20, 2021

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019