Rip Van Linkle

Noun/verb/adjective: Someone who forwards you old links, videos, and pics that everyone has already seen. Also the act of forwarding old links, or as a description of the old links.

NOUN-Rip Van Linkle is constantly IMing me 2 week old viral crap. Fail.

VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.

ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.

by KT1107 August 31, 2010

Right out the rip

Immediately, at the beginning of any event that progresses over time (games, movies, education, concerts, etc.).

"We sat down to play blackjack and Chad got 21 'right out the rip.' It was the first hand of the night!"

"I knew the blind date was going to be a disaster 'right out the rip.' She brought her mother, her daughter, and current boyfriend with her."

"My marriage was a disaster 'right out the rip,' I never should have ordered a wife from a catalog."

"The night was off to a terrible start as I got a flat tire 'right out the rip.' I was 30 minutes late for trivia."

by Farmcat June 28, 2023

Ripping up the Prem.

The phrase 'ripping up the prem' originated in Bexhill, England. As a way of telling others that one has achieved a goal,done something remarkably good or has had a DAMN GOOD TIME.

Person 1: "Whats up?"
Person 2: "Nothin much, just been ripping up the prem."
Person1: "Sweet"

by dn1820 February 26, 2009

Rip snortin' red

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.

"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"

by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011

RIP n' dip

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

by hayd33z April 29, 2019

Rip Lamp™

When somebody unironically shits themselves in front of a ring light.

" Gawd damn, did you see pewdiepie the twitch streamer fucking Rip Lamp™ " ?
" That shit was crazy, I almost Rip Lamped™ myself ".

by CassiTheNerd420 January 22, 2022

Atomic Bong Rip

Any bong rip that renders you bewilderingly high before you even have the opportunity to put down the bong, let alone stand up.

Dude I just took three Atomic Bong Rips off of Pink Friend my body is on autopilot right now.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022