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Evan Montague

by dick qwide April 17, 2020
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Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan
(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.
by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018
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Evan (bugg)

Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.
by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023
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Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
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Evan

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”
by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020
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Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.
Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!
by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
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Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.
by Kdangle November 8, 2019
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