Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015

Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out

The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap

by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021

Crap

Another word referring to shit.

Oh Crap!
or
You're a pile of Crap (Shit)!

by @thesavagecabbage on instagram February 17, 2018

Crap

A Hamza

A hamza is a piece of crap

by anonymous August 1, 2022

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

crap mongol

A name used with the soul purpose of completely shoring on ones reputation

Scott Smallz is such a fucking crap mongol

by Crap Mongoled July 30, 2016

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024