Tom Bullock

A funny, muscly guy that is sweet. He has a crush called dave. Dave is gay. Tom loves his xbox and he loves massive cunts, wet pussy and massive tits ;) Anyway Tom is a great guy and he is my friend :)

Love Steph Burrage :)

Dave: "you are such a Tom Bullock"

by Stephxxxxxxxxxxx December 31, 2011

Bubblin' Tom

The act of having someone urinate into your anus via a funnel, then defecating both their urine and your own feces directly into their mouth, and topping it off with an elbow drop, old school WWF-style. Attaching a plastic tube to the funnel is optional but adds a touch of class to this otherwise tasteless act.

Normally when people pee in my butt with a funnel, I give them the Bubblin' Tom. But since Daniel is such a classy guy, he used a plastic tube like a beer bong, so I decided not to retaliate.

by Master of the Tom June 19, 2009

p-tom

P-TOM \ p-tom \ transitive noun:
1. Someone who operates, owns, or manages a website based on plur
2. Someone that does the above wearing target underwear
3. RON PAUL

p-tots-p-tots-pedo bear-ron paul, the guy on the couch

p-tom: see above

by Chris Hanson watching February 22, 2008

Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.

Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics

by LagPolice May 6, 2021

tom foolery

Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.

"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."

by splatharri February 14, 2013

Tom Holland

Gorgeous, but short

Tom Holland's instagram post was gorgeous

by Hal090909 December 5, 2018

tom brady

when you're goin' balls deep.

male: ask me who i am?
female: who are you?
male: Tom Brady!
female: why tom brady?
male: cause i go deep!

by dodi May 10, 2008