Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.

"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

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Gooning

Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.

"Bro, sorry, didn't hear a word you said. I was hardcore gooning."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

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Gooning

wen u just sit there doin nothin staring at da wall or space or sumthin. like ur brain left the chat. not nasty or nothin, just chillin.

"yo my bad bro i was gooning hard didn even hear u lol"

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

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Goon bait

Content or art aimed at sexually arousing the audience to trigger a response.

Bro was that seriously just your goon bait I saw in your instagram reels? Send that to me when you got a chance.

by Aquarius1930 April 24, 2025

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Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec

We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?

by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025

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Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia

I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh

by beeba April 27, 2025

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