A cunt
by I.dont.give.a.shit May 08, 2018
Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.
Just one of those little things you don't want around.
Likes to draw penises
constantley gets it for hacking.
Just one of those little things you don't want around.
Likes to draw penises
by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018
"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
by lovingmyfriends November 08, 2013
Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 07, 2022
Dude, I just saw Jake and Olivia at the store!
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.
by Goldpeces October 12, 2017
by Elephant Jake February 15, 2020
jake daniels: the truest form of chad one can achieve, alpha of all alphas. the name deriving from famous youtuber “jake_4_ videos”
in other words, he’s a god and there should be a cult dedicated to him because he is worthy.
GO SUBSCRIBE TO HIM
in other words, he’s a god and there should be a cult dedicated to him because he is worthy.
GO SUBSCRIBE TO HIM
“omg did you see jake daniels new video today??????”
“yes, he’s so amazing. i just wish he would notice me...”
“yes, he’s so amazing. i just wish he would notice me...”
by jake daniels stan February 26, 2021