sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

by PLUSnooneelse. February 05, 2011

Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)

Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom

by Josh21 March 29, 2008

Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 04, 2018

Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

by sloleak October 13, 2006

chiba monkey

Stoner.

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.

by The1&OnlyOgre January 21, 2014

Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.

Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!

by Beer Titan February 01, 2013