Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.

Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"

by Casually Moral April 22, 2011

Paradise, Texas

Hell on earth. If you have the chance to move here, reject it immediately.

Paradise, Texas: Hell, Endless agony, Hell-hole, Place of Small-Town-Torment

by BrandyX November 25, 2011

texas

- state of the ugly highways with old pavement, road works, low speedlimit and too many policemen

+ state of the nice policemen giving only warning tickets for speeding, warm almost-like-california weather, ocean, and cheapest in the us prices for living

the only city i loved in texas was austin with its countless trees, nice river and congress building where i could walk around beside all the politicans and with no security around.

by Vabq May 6, 2006

Texas

Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.

There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.

by KaliKali June 23, 2006

texas toe tag

Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.

I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

by creep_nwwf2 October 7, 2008

big texas

a delicious cinnamon roll treat found underneath your black roomate's bed

them niggas is wilin' they ate half my box of big texas!

shit son, i need a big texas for breakfast tomorrow

by 6f April 3, 2005