by CookiePanda September 1, 2010
Get the Prison bottom surprisemug. by MarlonS March 4, 2008
Get the jelly donut surprisemug. a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
Get the colonel sander's surprisemug. When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.
Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.
Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014
Get the surprise butt sexmug. 
Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.
by Ste Crayston June 20, 2006
Get the Houdini Chocolate Surprisemug. when a oriental woman shoves her finger in her anus then removes it, and inserts it in the slit of your penus, thus creating a burning sensation.
by dome_dog3321 June 29, 2009
Get the spicy Thai surprisemug.