When you know you won't make it in a video game , you intentionally lose your last life to die in a dignified manner.
by badlygaming December 17, 2011
Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
by Kimithylee665 June 17, 2006
A normal bag of nachos used for the specific purpose of coaxing Trailer Trash into committing suicide.
Person: I'll give you these nachos if you'll kill yourself.
Trailer Trash: OKAY!
(Trailer Trash commits suicide)
Person: I can use the same nachos for the next person. Sweet! Reusable Suicide Nachos!
Trailer Trash: OKAY!
(Trailer Trash commits suicide)
Person: I can use the same nachos for the next person. Sweet! Reusable Suicide Nachos!
by The Cube July 17, 2004
by Madthiccson April 04, 2018
When a male or female is under the process of masturbation and they call their parents in and try to finish before their parents come in.
by Johnnyyyyy Depppp January 28, 2016
National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
by aternis October 26, 2020