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swag stealer

Ay who dat nigga? Sh may don't be gettin up on dat ho he a swag stealer.i fuckin hate dem niggas. They straight flossin on my swagg.dey is hos. ..ho
by ballsackjohnson April 3, 2009
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Exclaimed when someone wrongly takes something of yours. Can be preceded by "i has a bucket", and is replaced by whatever of yours is has been taken. Seems to have begun with http://ihasabucket.com.
"I has an idea. Noooo they be stealin' my idea!" Would make a decent title for a blog post telling the story of someone taking an idea you came up with.

You could also exclaim either "noooo they be stealin' my bucket" or "noooo they be stealin' my wallet" if, say, your wallet was stolen.
by blakeweb January 7, 2009
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Wet Seal

A sex position for the bathtub when the girl leans up against the side of the tub facing outward and arches backward with her hands on the side of the tub such as in a seal position, while the man behind her is pulling her hair back and fucking her from the back at the same time.
i really gave her the wet seal last night
by son of a beach October 14, 2009
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break the seal

(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.
" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"
by Blahahaha February 4, 2006
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stealth piss

When you go to the bathroom during an instant messaging conversation and return without having to explain a delay in replying. Only applicable if the time you were in the bathroom is unnoticeable and you don't have to lie about your disappearance when you return.

Some people are easier than others to do this with; i.e. if a person is capable of talking for half an hour wanting a reply to make sure you didn't go on holiday, they are often easy targets for a stealth piss.
Person 1: "So how are you?"
*** person 1 walks off to go to the toilet without informing person 2 ***
Person 2: "I'm fantastic!"
Person 2: "I got paid earlier so I bought some really awesome shoes in town"
Person 2: "And then I bought like 5 new CDs"
Person 2: "Which I'm listening to at the moment"
Person 2: "Oh and I saw your friend from school"
*** person 1 returns from urinating ***
Person 2: "He said you should come out sometime"
Person 1: "Yeah I think I should sometime!"
(person 1 has performed a stealth piss, unbeknownst to person 2)
by JAKAZiD March 28, 2007
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Sealion

Special little shit with an aptitude for getting it's ass kicked.
by SEALION SALTY June 28, 2017
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Navy SEAL

Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.
Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*
by Sylar January 22, 2007
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