Shaky Shrimp

a penis with Parkinson's disease

she treat him like a free vibrator that shaky shrimp wont stop moving.

by juicerelic May 23, 2024

The Shrimpening

When an overwhelming amount of shrimps appear in a normal conversation and completely derails it

There's too many shrimps this must be The Shrimpening

by PilotBurrito December 10, 2024

Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking

Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

by Milk8766 January 13, 2025

Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Irish shrimp

Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.

Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.

by Mxd244 January 23, 2025

Limp Shrimp

A phrase inspired by the legend of Chris Labonty, the man who single‑handedly turned erectile dysfunction into an art form, and whose equipment was rumored to be smaller than a cocktail shrimp on diet mode. A limp shrimp is any dude whose confidence could fill a stadium but whose performance couldn’t inflate a balloon.

Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.

“Bro flexed like a player all night, but when it came down to business? Straight Chris Labonty limp shrimp moment.”

by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limp Shrimp

(noun; tragic phenomenon)

A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.

Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.

“She hyped him up like he was bringing Big Dick Energy, but when the pants dropped, it was freezer‑burnt limp shrimp time.”

by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026