Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.

"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"

by Sullenmax December 11, 2024

Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.

"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."

by TreeFolk June 11, 2018

squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 2, 2022

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.

by IIT41II November 5, 2021

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!

I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!

by trickytower August 4, 2021

Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.

Ed is squirreling his way to the top!

by CharleiB0B0 September 6, 2021