Spooning

Spooning is where you shove a spoon up your/or someones ass. You then pull it out and eat their shit.
This can also be done with a pussy: You drink the pussy juice after you put it up.

"I was spooning her so hard last night!"
"I got spooned in my ass!"

by 9275673892987654567890- November 6, 2025

Peanut Butter Spoon

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.

Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.

by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

Spoon

1. Miniature shovel
2. Half of a spork
3. Cereal master tool
4. Weapon safe for children

Place the spoon on your nose to look and sound like squidward.

by PositivelyAsh October 12, 2019

Hokey Spoons

Bullshit, lies, fake news, made-up.

That's Hokey Spoons!

Glen just made that up. It's totally hokey spoons.

by Bluchkn April 13, 2023

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024