split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

by Keith02k March 20, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Spite-a-Man

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.

Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man

by Random Kinnidle April 3, 2024

Splice

The act of chopping up someones genitals like a sausage and grilling it, proceeding to put it in replace of a hot dog. It can also be ground up to be served as a hamburger.

Hey Robert! Let's go splice Ronan! I feel like my knife could chop up his stubby chode easily. Make sure to char grill it once you've cut it.

by madw2 April 9, 2024

Splaterfield

The act of shitting all over a toilet or shower and forgetting it ever happened.

I walked into the showers and someone made a splaterfield! Clean up on aisle 3!

by Shat man April 18, 2024