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social leach

One who burdens the grace of others by gaining invitation to social gatherings for which the social leach is not equipped to contribute but will still make partial gains at the expense of participants who believe they are benefiting the social leach by being nice to him or her which causes a continuous blood supply from which the leach can suck as he or she achieves more unwanted invitations.
The social leach listened in on all my conversations at the party despite the fact that I ignored him all night, but no one had the balls to tell him he isn't invited to the next meetup.
by jlang13 May 22, 2017
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social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.
It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.
by drkbi March 13, 2020
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Social Comedia

Witty answers given to serious subjects on social media
Any opinion given based on partial fact and confirmation bias. You must be a social comedian
by Nefarius April 16, 2019
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social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.
*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.
by Pialinist September 8, 2020
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social cove

stupid kid: hop on vc

you: its fucking 3 am but ok
get into social cove vc you stupid kid now!!
by a stupid orphan March 28, 2021
mugGet the social covemug.

Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life
I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.
by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021
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Socializing in reverse

Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!
your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?
by Infiniteanal January 24, 2023
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