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Lani Shark

a faget who has no since in instagram modeling and is horny for grown men. stay away...
a cop caught a lani shark trying to hump a grown man.
by leedlebradley May 14, 2019
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Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.
When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019
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Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....
Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!
by Jevolve August 21, 2019
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BUS SHARK

A school bus driver that will drive his route effectively & efficiently so much so, that if he is early to his next stop, he will slowly "stalk" his prey, until he's on-time, "for his next kill!!!"
"Hurry up! (your student's name) ! You know how that "BUS SHARK" never misses his/her prey!"
by MajDamage71 November 14, 2019
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Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.
Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”
by Greanbeen January 18, 2020
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jeet sarkar

Jeet sarkar is a fat Indian that only eats out and isn’t good at anything he says that he’s touched a girl but we all know that’s a lie if U have a jeet in your life he’s a looser
“Jeet sarkar is so athletic”-said no one ever
by Jeetsfat January 20, 2020
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Red shark

A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :

Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.

Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.

Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
by TiaMoe July 11, 2020
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