shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.

Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?

by Ahent June 3, 2019

Louisiana slip and slide

Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.

That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

Texas Slip-and-Slide

A slip-and-slide composed of trash bags and bbq sause

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!

by dongkeykong August 4, 2019

Alabama Slip and Slide

When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs

"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"

by _wario_ January 20, 2020

Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.

Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".

by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019

Polish bread slicer

When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.

Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.

by jlu676 February 3, 2021

Australian slip n slide

noun: a woman's genitals

I need to trim my nails before I take the trip down her Australian slip n slide

by Cerrunos87 March 13, 2021