Sitting ducks

teh best show evar well 1 of teh bestr

sitting ducks rox

by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003

Flagpole Sitter

When a man/woman shoves his/her arm up their partner's asshole.

"My girl said she wanted to try something new to spice up our relationship, so I gave her the old flagpole sitter.

by coochieman69 May 2, 2010

Oregon Shitty

Beyond wasted. You know how the Northwest do.

3 Blunts and a 5th of Captain Morgan's private stock... I'm not just shitty, I'm Oregon Shitty.

by Devan February 6, 2010

shitty mcninini

a person who is mean to someone when they are going to the bathroom

person #1- ahhhh
person #2- shut up you shitty mcninini

by josh nin January 19, 2009

shitty pancakes

When your partner shits the bed and your tossing and turning rolls it flat like a pancake when you find it in the morning.

"Yo dude my girl left me some shitty pancakes for in the morning! She shit the bed last night and my tossing and turning made it flat as a pancake!

by Nevec February 6, 2014

Shitty mark

Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesn’t like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !

Where are my avocados ?!

Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

TOILET SITTIN TUMMY

Your gut extended to it's full glory as you sit on the toilet with no one to observe or count how many fat rolls you have.

Did you see Regina sitting on the side of the pool? Damn she needs to suck it in! I could see her toilet sittin tummy

by phpmom October 1, 2012