nonog season

Nonog season.... The time when you can't buy eggnog anymore. HaHa Lyle it's almost nonog season!

He went to every grocery store trying to buy eggnog but alas there was none to be found nonog season is apon us.

by RettaLeigh December 19, 2022

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007

porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

by Ernchuck May 30, 2018

Glu-glu season

Same as wet-season but with the term glu-glu behind. This previous term is a reference to the sound of drinking water. Commonly used in some high schools of Spain.

I'm in a glu-glu season, mate.
I heard Matt is in glu-glu season, yeez!

by glugluSpanishSpeaker December 1, 2019

seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.

Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.

by Ce'i August 2, 2014

Orange season

Orange season follows directly after Yam season, and ends at the end of March. The vitamin C within oranges is used to harm a fetus in an attempt to miscarry after participating as said yam in yam season.

“Girl you let him hit?” - Sierra

“Baby, it’s orange season.” - Bella

by belllppeppperr March 1, 2020

Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019