Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.
Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.
by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 16, 2024
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Redneck-rigged

Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.

Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.
I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.
by MYGBF October 20, 2022
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Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
by CSD02 November 27, 2021
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Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend
You're a Redneck-Salamander.
by December 21, 2021
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