puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.

Get the fuck up out my face scud puppy

by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

Puppies

The most adorable animals ever made by mankind everyone wants one and its a puppy.

Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy

Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever

by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013