Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non-physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by NomadWordMaker January 8, 2021

Skin Punch

An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.

Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch

by Skin punch June 11, 2022

Ghetto Punch

Cisco and Beer

Howdy dude, comin' down from that boulder with a jug of Ghetto Punch

by alleypoet November 28, 2017

Zucker-punched

Getting suspended from Facebook for a post that doesn’t agree with their agenda.

Instead of saying “I got thrown in FaceBook jail” say “I got Zucker-punched”

by Brewmaster Jerry January 21, 2021

punching a llama

flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.

Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy

by badassbitch1029 June 16, 2017

Punch the Astronaut

When you are high and decide to masturbate

John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut

by Jd87 March 18, 2021

android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.

The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.

by Fucked in the ass December 2, 2017