Ghetto Punch

Cisco and Beer

Howdy dude, comin' down from that boulder with a jug of Ghetto Punch

by alleypoet November 28, 2017

android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.

The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.

by Fucked in the ass December 2, 2017

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".

"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"

by Layum1203 March 1, 2018

pga punch

comparable to purple drank

"He made some pga punch in his college dorm room bathtub"

by PuzzledMantis March 10, 2017

Tropical punch

When a couple participate in a form of powerful (fisting) during the the females monthy cycle (period) during a heavy flow. The heavier the flow the more tropical the punch.

"we can't tonight as it's my time of the month" . "But what about a tropical punch?" "We'll I guess it is a pretty heavy flow this month".

by Mc Nerds (the real sperm) March 12, 2017

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016