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Dan

The most cancerous man made, cam in both a Time Machine and partial execrator, creator of all know universes other then the first creator of the SOUR CÉÂM.

Ps. House burnt down cus he’s a shitter pedo 👍🏻
Your cancer is dan level
by Creamy crem January 21, 2024
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Dan Klim

Kid failing to pass 6 form who steals toy cars off kids.
Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!
by UncleSteven February 14, 2019
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Dan and Nick

2 sexy mo-fuckas that always turns the fuck up 24/7
Dan and Nick just got there dicks sucked.
by Crouchy November 7, 2018
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Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.
Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
by JerZWorth December 18, 2021
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Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
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Dan

Guy 1: Why is Dan always horny

Guy 2: IDK
by DeCoYxquicks September 13, 2022
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Dan and Miko

"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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