arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts

You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.

by Cuntrycunt March 4, 2017

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

On his arse

A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .

He was on his arse, fucked off tequila

by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019

Arse

A very vulgar/ vulgar of describing someone's bottom or butt

Also can express an unpleasant person or a compatible person

Arse

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Arse duster

Someone intent on sucking up to you no no matter what the cost.

Dave was a right arse duster today

by silkdriftwood November 22, 2014