Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 13, 2019

Simp-pastel

Pastel, pastel is a big simp. Periodt
Pastel-simp is a friend in our group that thinks fictional women are more important then real life women.

Pastel-simp likes to simp with fictional women and YouTuber men.
Simp-pastel is a very rare kind

by Sweettesttrash March 28, 2020

Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people

EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET

by M80 Gaming June 16, 2020

SIMP GOD

the god of all simps he will simp for simps

i am the SIMP GOD please respect me

by Ȝ October 25, 2020

Death By Simp

When a man loses his life at the hands of another man all behind a woman. In most cases the woman instigated the altercation. This term was coined and is frequently used by Coach Greg Adams.

Chad was attacked and shot by his ex-wife's new boyfriend at the custody exchange. Chad is the latest victim of death by simp.

by RNHere August 12, 2022

big simp

doris

doris is a big simp

by sonic the frog October 11, 2021

Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021