Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

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Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.

I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016

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salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!

I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!

by RunLacey December 6, 2015

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Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

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ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink

Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!

by chinesepirate January 8, 2019

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Ninja Hipocracy

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.

~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online

by RechVEVO June 30, 2018

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