ninja-kickarific

an act that was so terrific a ninja could have performed it.

man that guys landing was ninja-kickarific

by emoizzy135 July 8, 2012

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

by Wintera83 September 16, 2018

Ninja-tits

A women who has a flat chest

Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!

by TheDeathlyVirus February 11, 2018

Ninja-Hater

Being a hater and not showing it.

Man, Steve seems like he's a pretty cool guy.

You kidding? Steve hates your guts. He's the biggest ninja-hater we got around here.

by Widdly_Scuds October 31, 2010

the green ninja

abilities include;
green

1:whats his power
wu: greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
the green ninja

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017