When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.
by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023
An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 06, 2012
Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
by Nibs Niven March 11, 2013
When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles
by Marza305 March 13, 2014
by ej2095 January 03, 2024
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
by Ashley Biggins July 06, 2015
by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022