Max Pea

The sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on... sweet smart sooo good looking my best friend my homie my nigga my everything i just want him to be my man for life..... Desi Star.... Baby Bangs...ill always be ur ride or die bae!!!!!

Max Pea my man to be

by Baby Bangs February 28, 2022

Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

Max Tomlinson

The definition of max Tomlinson is to have supernatural feelings for men

John: that ghost is rather sexy
Latisha: come on me young hooligan don’t be max Tomlinson

by Lethonjane jayquelin October 17, 2018

Max Faded

Very high / stoned / elevated

"I'm max faded at Grandma's house"

by Max Faded July 24, 2016

Pulling a max

When a embarrassing situation happens to somebody and that person starts pretending that didn't happen everytime that person situation gets brought up because there to embarrassed/scared to admit it happened.

For example: Damn Michael you really sleep with Jessica.bro she so ugly ,Michael nah Jerry that didn't even happen .jerry damn Michael your really pulling a max.

by My.nobody65 September 29, 2020

Average Max

Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.

Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.

by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016

maxed out

anything wicked cool or heavily under the influence of mind altering drugs or being reel wiped out.

i am maxed out.

special effects are maxed out.

Woah, that was maxed out.

by spanky May 25, 2003