1. When you are late for class and trying to make it through a hallway, but there is a large flash mob blocking your way, and they’re all hitting the griddy.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
Definition 1
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
by G. Jeremiah Pant. November 20, 2023
Get the griddy lockmug. 
Locked in to have social interaction
by Batmancatman March 9, 2024
Get the Locked inmug. by thelonerrrrr August 27, 2023
Get the Locked Upmug. person 1 : “yo guess what he just texted me”
person 2 : “ i dunno. what?”
person 1 : “he said “i miss you so much. call me when you get home luv🫶🏽”
person 2 : “that’s cute. you gon lock him down?”
person 1 : “obviously.”
person 2 : “ i dunno. what?”
person 1 : “he said “i miss you so much. call me when you get home luv🫶🏽”
person 2 : “that’s cute. you gon lock him down?”
person 1 : “obviously.”
by pnutbutterbaby December 12, 2022
Get the lock him downmug. Basically a bunch of Angry Bastards who are Flash Animator rejects from Newgrounds who will automatically Ban your ass if who disagree with your ass if you do one of the following Methods:
-Love Joe Biden and Admit Trump is a Devil!
-Say anything about Switzerland or even Turkey Rumors had it that PeachLock is a Transgender Half-Turkish White guy
-Talk about Samegame or Lavagasm's ex girlfriend about Venuslock being a 50 cent Whore in Sweden rather than an actual human being.
-Mention anything Corpsegrinder or McNeb is extra Bonus points for asking an ass-Whooping and a Permaban
-Worship Former Foreverkul or RedbullLock, This will guarantee you to never come back to Lock Legion Discord Servers.
- Piss MasterLock or MP3Lock off the Server, You will probably get a Racial Slur as a special role on Discord if you dare to go that far!
StrawberryLock is no longer the leader, TrashLock is a Moderator now and Samegame as well as Stressball and YarnLock are in Charge now. So, Don't shove a Dildo up their asses!
-Love Joe Biden and Admit Trump is a Devil!
-Say anything about Switzerland or even Turkey Rumors had it that PeachLock is a Transgender Half-Turkish White guy
-Talk about Samegame or Lavagasm's ex girlfriend about Venuslock being a 50 cent Whore in Sweden rather than an actual human being.
-Mention anything Corpsegrinder or McNeb is extra Bonus points for asking an ass-Whooping and a Permaban
-Worship Former Foreverkul or RedbullLock, This will guarantee you to never come back to Lock Legion Discord Servers.
- Piss MasterLock or MP3Lock off the Server, You will probably get a Racial Slur as a special role on Discord if you dare to go that far!
StrawberryLock is no longer the leader, TrashLock is a Moderator now and Samegame as well as Stressball and YarnLock are in Charge now. So, Don't shove a Dildo up their asses!
Here is a Newbie who just joined the Lock Legion on Discord, Little did the Noob know... He pissed off someone and got kicked out of the Discord Server and that's how these bunch of Rejects did the Lock Legion Banhammer Style. Some Clocks are invited but only the ones who don't suck on Bitclock or give Strawberryclock the blowjob next to his fuckbuddy Pube Kermit! When He or she gets banned, they are both forced to watch 1 hour version of Meatspin and it may be a PC Virus later lol!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 2, 2021
Get the Lock Legion Banhammer Stylemug. by tobyunedog August 16, 2016
Get the minge lockmug.