by MLT_C0MpLeX May 14, 2021
by [SOG] March 24, 2020
by pacman-wrecka September 24, 2006
gay guy to timid gay guy who is still ion closet: Dude, lick my sack or I'll shove my cock in your ear.
-lick my ponch
-lick my scrote
-shave my ball sack with your cats tongue
-lick my ponch
-lick my scrote
-shave my ball sack with your cats tongue
by SkinnyPete January 05, 2004
1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.
2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.
2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.
by the k what hey February 06, 2011
the act of taking a peice of shit shirt from aeropostale, then shitting in it while your gay blind friend masturbates onto your face and shoving a banana phone up your ass, then when he has fully jizzed on your face you take the aeropostale shirt (now it looks sumwhat like a shit hammock) and throw it up in the air while you open your mouth like your trying to catch snow flakes on your tongue, then you both make out and play limp biscuit,then you take that stupid douchebag aeropostale shirt and wrap it around both of your heads to make a romantic and smelly bond on your head
guy 1-wow i heard you and tom had an aeropostale shit lick party
guy 2- yep that was the best night of my life!
guy 2- yep that was the best night of my life!
by killmeihavenolife21 February 25, 2010
'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'
by hamster hammer October 08, 2009