An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.
Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
by magic-marker January 23, 2018
Get the Lunch Lady mug.A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
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Person 2: Oh that girl? She's a lady lush, she's in the same AA class as me.
Person 1: For real? Yo, hook it up.
Person 2: Oh that girl? She's a lady lush, she's in the same AA class as me.
Person 1: For real? Yo, hook it up.
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"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"
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