captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

higher than uh kite

someone who really really high!

homie,chill on tha chronic you already higher than uh kite.

by Puppet January 5, 2005

predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts

can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.

by BPB 562 January 16, 2009

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:

1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed

Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.

Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

Put the beef in the kitchen

The act of making a basket ball into the hoop.BEEF stands for balance, elbows, eyes and follow through. Literally putting the basketball or da beef in the hoop is like putting beef in the kitchen.

basketball=beef
hoop=kitchen

Person 1: "Wow, Nolan Smith really got nailed by Dave Neal in the MD vs. Duke game last year!"

Person 2: "Yeah that was embarrassing but at least he can Put the beef in the kitchen when it comes down to it"

by pammyd February 26, 2011

Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"

by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009