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Cod-jew

A player on Call of Duty: Black Ops who refuses to spend credits on any sort of weapon in an attempt to save them up, in the process getting thrashed because of a lack of usable, effective weapons.
Hey man, why don't you buy the Enfield? I've got it and it's sick. It's only two thousand credits.
Nah, I'm saving up for the FAMAS. I've got more than enough money for it, but I want lots of money because I'm a cod-jew.
by Obesity November 11, 2010
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Super Jew

Wow that kid is crazy...he's a super jew!!

Jew (tm) fine is $1,000,000
by Just Jew It (tm) July 26, 2011
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Jew Bowl

A small sized bowl of marijuana that that is less than 3 hits.
Also known as a Richie bowl.
"Don't load a Jew Bowl"
by WEEDISGOOD. March 25, 2010
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peanutbuttered jew

1. a jewish girl that would screw for something as little as peanutbutter because she is just a cheap slut
2. jewish girl that cums a lot and has a crunchy or calous vagina
1. I gave that peanutbuttered jew a dollar for a handjob.

2. Damn that was awful. That girl was a peanutbuttered jew. I feel sick.
by Bob Kenji January 4, 2008
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Jew-jitsu

The Israeli art of self defense, created for special forces, and used by swat teams and petite woman the world over. also known as Krav-Maga. beats the shit out of BJJ, once you go out of the dojo.
I tried to mug that nerdy girl, she took my gun with her jew-jitsu techniques.
by biggest fw800 May 28, 2010
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Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
by austin gaykid November 27, 2007
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jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker
My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!
by huskerfan4life52 November 8, 2008
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