pee-boning

The act of going to the bathroom with a boner, it is extremely hard to do weather you are sitting or standing. It usually results in missing and peeing on the floor and walls.

Guy One: Dude, why is the bathroom floor covered in pee?

Guy Two: Sorry, I was pee-boning earlier.

by TheCurbTheif November 21, 2011

Ken Bone

Ken Bone is the light in the election who showed up in the second election.

Ken Bone is bae

by M3m3 lord 420 November 14, 2016

Bone Pirate

A bone pirate can be either a man or women who is constantly in search of a taken mans pecka.

That little skank banged my BF that bone pirate.

by <<{BLS}>> February 02, 2009

Cell Bone

When a gentlemen is wearing very tight jeans containing his Cell Phone in his front pocket. Also acceptable: Phone Bone

I was going to bring my phone with me into the club but I didn't want to risk cell bone.

by Dan Portnoy October 26, 2007

bone appetitous

the hunger for giving head

chuck has severe bone appetitous

by harry bomb February 04, 2010

Bone Crusher

When someone's dick is so big it could crush your vagina bone

Sorry I had to go you had a bone crusher I couldn't fade it

by TooSassy April 06, 2015

Hand-boned

Getting boned by your hand, or another persons hand

Nate was totally getting hand-boned last night

by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017