Ancient Grease

Old stinky cum residue

My boyfriend's crotch had a lot of Ancient Grease. I might leave him.

by Fmksk February 11, 2026

Albo grease

When you look like you're doing something, but you're really doing nothing at all

Did you see the national address? He really put in the Albo grease with that one!

by betterupdatemyprofilepictyure April 1, 2026

Gritty Grease

Re-using anal oozings (a mix of cum, lube, rectal mucus, and fecal debris) as lube for anal sex. The fecund mix is gritty from particles, causing discomfort to both parties as well as often being foul-smelling.

I blew my load in her ass but she was so hot I stayed hard. I wiped up some of her gritty grease and gave her another pounding. It was all good but it hurts when you get it in your jap's eye.

by Sandjuggler October 20, 2025

Tennessee Grease Gun

When you're masterbating and press the tip of your penis tight up to your partners butthole, forming an airtight seal as you cum. You ejaculate directly into their ass, it acts like a grease gun, injecting lube.

Brandie had hemorrhoids so I couldn't put it in her ass, I gave her the Tennessee Grease Gun instead.

by Bad Saint Nick January 11, 2026

Go go grease

A slang term for lubricant

Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored

by Skutner May 10, 2009

pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430

"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"

by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016

El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016