Friend Chameleon

One who develops interests simply to have something in common with someone they want to become friends with.

Max is such a friend chameleon, he used to hate county music!

by Ssaamm2233 April 16, 2015

cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.

Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.

by Gayth June 4, 2018

Meme Friend

A "Meme Friend" is the lowest form of friendship. Also known as, "The Meme of the friend", Meme friends are like a "neighbour", you know them and you can't ignore them, so you say "hi" when you pass them bye. You can't talk to them about serious things, so you just say/share light hearted things, like memes. It can be seen as an insult to call someone a meme friend, therefore you shouldn't tell someone you, "just see them as a meme friend!"

"I can't trust you, you're such a meme friend"
"Do you think he will want to come out with us at the weekend" reply, "Nah, he's more of a meme friend"
"I don't see you guys as my real friends, you're more like my meme friends"

by Rabbit's Warren June 1, 2018

best friend

somebody who love you when you are finding it hard to love yourself. somebody who puts you before everyone, even their SO. somebody who appreciates you more than the sun and the moon, and all the stars. somebody that a lot of people take for granted. somebody that people don't love as much as they shoud sometimes. sometimes people even don't realize somebody is their best friend until they lose them, or they lose everybody else instead.

"My best friend makes me so happy. She is always there for me."

by abuto_triangle January 14, 2018

Organic Friending

1. The act of getting off your lazy duff and away from your life sucking computer to actually meet some people in the REAL WORLD! (You know, like when there were no computers, Internet or smart phones) ;->

Txt Message 1. Hey Rod, let's go out and do some organic friending tonight at the night club instead of sitting here all night pushing buttons staring at a screen.

Txt Message 2. Ok Billy Bob...Let's Do It!

by A Real Organic Friend December 12, 2010

acquainta-friend

Someone that you hang out with, you like but you wouldn't class as a friend and you spend too much time together to be just acquaintances. You're not colleagues or family and there is no sex involved.

Maybe you snogged at a party once but there was no spark or you bonded over your shared love of The Manchurian Candidate but that's where your commonality ends. You're comfortable grabbing a coffee with them when no-one else is available but would never dream of crying on their shoulder, discussing your hot and heavy date life or even letting slip where you live. They are an acquainta-friend.

by Shellfish August 27, 2013

Calendar Friend

The term for a close friend whom you used to hang out with often, but now see only rarely such as at birthday parties for mutual friends and other special social events. Often these encounters are awkward as mutual friends bring you together obligatorially, not voluntarily.

Friend 1: "Have you seen or spoken to Bob at all?"

Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."

by Epinionator September 27, 2010