King Mahu

The King of all Mahu's the great leader of #pking-jerking , said to have godlike powers. Sometimes named by his mortal name "V Danger V"

Robby : King Mahu is huge
Dennis : Yes I agree
Garzeen : LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Blindblade : TRANSLATTA VITTU
I_Ru1z_I : Brb walking the dog
V Danger V : s0nni

by seed of lex October 30, 2010

King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.

1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!

by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010

King Ape

The Hairiest Friend You Have

"Yo Brett is so hairy.. HE IS KING APE"

by kEziLe August 29, 2006

king stampede

urban clothing label droppin hot gear from the NYC

A: That shirt is fresh, whered you cop that?
B:Its that new King Stampede joint.
A: Word, that shit is dope

by King Art September 11, 2006

Cycle-Kinged

the act of acciently ramming your face into a strangers genital area, usually carried out by children and midgets because the lack of height that situates face conviently level with groinal area

1.)when you were 5 years old and your dad bought you a brand new bike from cycle king and you span around with excitement went to hug your dad but grabbed the employee and cycle-kinged him whilst nuzzling his nuts

2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged

by dierdre January 11, 2009

gort king

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga

Bobby is such a gort king

by gortking420 April 3, 2009

Mackenzie King

Mackenzie King has two meanings, the political figure, and the lack of teeth brushing that causes horrible and clearly visible plaque.

"I can't wait until we get to the campground."
"Dude, did you remember your toothbrush?"
"No, I forgot it"
"looks like you'll be pulling a Mackenzie King"
"Gross"

by darknebolain February 8, 2013