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paving the furry freeway

when a guy with a big ass cock lays a thick layer of pearly white cum onto another mans taint/choda
"im headed on over to steven lloyds to pave his furry freeway"
by corey adams June 9, 2004
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furry

A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.

Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.

Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
by batman June 10, 2005
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furrydicemobile

A luxurious car, typically one driven by an asshole motorist who shows utter fascist contempt for hitchers and/or cyclists.
Unfortunately, the local roads are so full of potholes that my dynamo stopped working after about a hundred yards, leaving me at the tender mercies of Mikey here and his furrydicemobile.
by Fearman January 15, 2008
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Furry Murrey

Occurs when your female dog backs up into your face. preferably when your dog has a short tail and all is exposed.

when your head is turned away and you turn into the dog's behind, it is refferred to as a furry murrey peekaboo.
Dude, your dog just gave me a furry murrey!

I was watching TV and all of a sudden i got a furry murrey peekaboo!
by Supermom March 5, 2009
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Furrybrowndog

When someone poops on a persons doorstep then shaves all their pubes on to the poop then rings the door bell. They then run and sneak into the back door and while the victim is bending over to look closer at the poop you push their head i to the poop and then smear the poop everywhere on the suspects body and rape them. You then knock the person uncouncous and give them an abe lincon with their own pubes.
lDude i totally just furrybrowndogged my neighbor!!
by Pliff February 27, 2011
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furry door knob

While having anal sex with another man, the man receiving will proceed to twist and clench his asshole in the motion of a door knob.
Shit man Tom gave me a furry door knob last night that fucker needs to shave his anal hair.
by BrownieScope March 3, 2011
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