Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard

See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard

by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019

Ethan

A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.

Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”

Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”

by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019

Ethan

A dumb ass niger with a small ass ant cock that loves a horse cock shoved in his penis. He has Down syndrome and chicken bones that he shoves up his Ass

That bitch is such an Ethan

by Tag_Chenson February 20, 2019

ethan

kind of gay but nice. needs to get breath hole or will die.

dick:is that ethan
gayboi:ya

by nohomo1023 February 21, 2019

ETHAN

he is the most gay boy in all of existence and is fun to bully and is the realdudecool

yeet he is the gay like ethan

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019

Ethan

A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.

Ethan is good at maths

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019

Ethan

An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.

Ethan, I hate you.

by actualslut222 March 2, 2019