When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
by halpwr July 23, 2012
Get the Dump Creepermug. Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.
by tirtle April 27, 2017
Get the cumbersome dumpmug. A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.
Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
by DesertDog April 20, 2010
Get the flumple-dumpmug. When one takes a poo so large that the tip of the poo pokes out of the water's surface, creating a dump island.
Dude: Bro, I just took a huge dump!
Bro: Did it poke out of the water?
Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!
Bro: Sweet.
Bro: Did it poke out of the water?
Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!
Bro: Sweet.
by nastypoops123 December 31, 2011
Get the Dump islandmug. It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
by CJMO November 10, 2008
Get the umbilical dumpmug. When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.
"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."
by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020
Get the Dump and Tugmug. When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice October 11, 2008
Get the Floor Dumpmug.