dinge

(formed from dingy) dark, dirty and/or sordid

"You are dinge" "To act like that is dinge"

by steV April 16, 2003

dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.

Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....

by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009

angle of the dangle

The angle of dangle is given
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)

Shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).

Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:

a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie

by Pilgrim4Truth January 18, 2008

dinglewad

A word referrring to someone who is a jackass.

That cocksucker is such a dinglewad!

by MSN April 20, 2006

Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

by BMBZ August 12, 2011

dingleberry rimming

when somebody is licking someones dingleberry with tongue and lips

Tifanee enjoyed dingleberry rimming of Codies butthole.

by Umpulumpus January 30, 2016

Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack

Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks

by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016